I tried to mediate but my brain started narrating my own breathing like a documentary.
"Here we see the human attempting inner peace. Watch as the overthinking creeps in silently from the shadows."
My coffee started talking back,
It said, "You depend on me more than your own self worth."
I said. "That's fair. Now shut up and make me less tired."
Why did the ghost start a podcast?
Because he had too many unresolved issues to keep haunting just one house. 🤣
I tried to write a book on reverse psychology, but I never finished it, just to prove a point!
I love when my plans get canceled last minute.'
It's like the universe saying. "You didn't actually want to be productive today, right?"
I stay humble. Especially after my GPS tells me to make a u-turn on a one-way street like a challenge.🤣
Be yourself, they said,
Then got weird, when I did. Sorry, I don't come with a user manual nor a chill mode.